Dear Diary, I Maleficient, shall never, I mean NEVER, put up with these buffons. Never in my life do I want to see them again. Today, I had the displeasure of going to dinner with the king and the queen. Why couldn’t my beautiful Aurora pick a less distasteful family to be apart. Besides the food… Continue reading Accidentally, On Purpose, Drugging my God Daughter (with Melatonin)